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Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of
eating fast food never appears on the menu. 
Eric Schlosser

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I'll order anything that has the word 'fig' or 'crusted' in the menu description.
 Michael Carbonaro

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I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. 
Jerry Seinfeld


I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the
Renaissance. 
Steven Wright

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 
George Carlin

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